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Merry Christmas


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seriously…?

Hey, uh, girls? Do you ever get the feeling the fashion industry is trying to make us look like fools?

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the F word

If you have any sense of humor regarding the F word, I found this online today and thought you might enjoy it. I know I did.
TOPIC - The Word “Fuck”…I believe It Is Time To Give It Some Recognition
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word […]

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how could i forget

The most BADASS man on television. Tonight!

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a minor overstatement

From a recent headline: Jon Voight as “Excited as Everybody Else” About Jolie-Pitt Twins
Kind of bold, that mention of “Everybody Else,” considering I COULD CARE THE FUCK LESS.

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“genius” of the day

Taken from a message board responding to an article about Hillary’s defeat:
 Joan of Ark was a military leader and a true hero - and a virgin and Christian martyr.
Can you find the error?

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idiot of the day

As I’ve oft discussed in the past, I like to torture myself by reading idiot reader comments on Internet message boards. The latest and greatest (and by that I mean the most idiotic) are any message boards that discuss the new Indiana Jones movie. Now here’s a line I took from one I just read. […]

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NERD ALERT

‘Darth Vader’ spared jail in Jedi attacks
The attack involved a church founded on the Jedi faith of ‘Star Wars’ films
The Associated Press
updated 6:32 p.m. PT, Tues., May. 13, 2008
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posting

Posting’s been pretty slow, but that’s what happens when nobody pays you to write novels and you have to put all your effort into your real job. I will put up something scintillating these weekend, for all of you who are clinging to that as a hope.

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getting over the moon

I wish people would stop using “over the moon” to describe their joy about being pregnant or giving birth. It’s too overused…or maybe I just read way too many celebrity journals.

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