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seriously…?

Hey, uh, girls? Do you ever get the feeling the fashion industry is trying to make us look like fools?

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the F word

If you have any sense of humor regarding the F word, I found this online today and thought you might enjoy it. I know I did.
TOPIC - The Word “Fuck”…I believe It Is Time To Give It Some Recognition
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word […]

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how could i forget

The most BADASS man on television. Tonight!

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a minor overstatement

From a recent headline: Jon Voight as “Excited as Everybody Else” About Jolie-Pitt Twins
Kind of bold, that mention of “Everybody Else,” considering I COULD CARE THE FUCK LESS.

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“genius” of the day

Taken from a message board responding to an article about Hillary’s defeat:
 Joan of Ark was a military leader and a true hero - and a virgin and Christian martyr.
Can you find the error?

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idiot of the day

As I’ve oft discussed in the past, I like to torture myself by reading idiot reader comments on Internet message boards. The latest and greatest (and by that I mean the most idiotic) are any message boards that discuss the new Indiana Jones movie. Now here’s a line I took from one I just read. […]

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NERD ALERT

‘Darth Vader’ spared jail in Jedi attacks
The attack involved a church founded on the Jedi faith of ‘Star Wars’ films
The Associated Press
updated 6:32 p.m. PT, Tues., May. 13, 2008
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posting

Posting’s been pretty slow, but that’s what happens when nobody pays you to write novels and you have to put all your effort into your real job. I will put up something scintillating these weekend, for all of you who are clinging to that as a hope.

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getting over the moon

I wish people would stop using “over the moon” to describe their joy about being pregnant or giving birth. It’s too overused…or maybe I just read way too many celebrity journals.

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in case you haven’t noticed

In Hollywood, pregnant is the new black.
(Unwed pregnancy is the new bling. Sparkly, sparkly, look at me!!)
Minnie Driver confirms she’s pregnant 

 
Minnie Driver says she’s got the bump.
The 38-year-old actress and singer confirmed during an appearance Thursday on NBC’s “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” that she’s pregnant with her first child.
Leno joked that she […]

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