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BREAKING NEWS

A woman met a man and decided to have children.

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let’s share a laugh, shall we?

Left or Right, this is pretty funny.

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Tragic Kingdom

Disney characters protest.

I worked there once.
See, I even wrote about it in my very first published author profile:
Q: What’s the worst job you’ve ever held?
A: It was probably wiping down the Magic Kingdom’s rented strollers after they were returned wearing 18 hours of baby.

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no sweet valley high

Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2008
Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High
By Kathleen Kingsbury
As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies — more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults dismissed the statistic as a blip. Others blamed hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up […]

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What are you lookin’ at?

 
Hee hee hee.

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Mamma Mia!

How could I have not known about this?

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funny but sad/sad but funny

Honey, will you marry… Oh. Never mind…

Reuters
It is the one moment every man wants to get right — and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.
The luckless 28 year-old’s dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.
Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had […]

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pray tell, WHY?

Gangland memoir is fabricated: publisher
Tue Mar 4, 2008 3:37pm EST
By Emily Chasan
NEW YORK (Reuters) - “Love and Consequences,” a critically acclaimed memoir about a mixed-raced girl growing up in a gang-ridden neighborhood of Los Angeles, is a fabrication and the 19,000 distributed copies of the book will be recalled, its publisher said on Tuesday.
Author Margaret […]

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Wild animals are…wild

Not like I’m some animal rights extremist who believes people should starve before they eat meat, but did they really have to pump the tiger full of bullets like she was a character in a Quentin Tarantino film? Last I was aware of, and I’m pretty sure, Siberian tigers are endangered animals…and isn’t that exactly why they’re […]

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