When idiots breed
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Nov 21st, 2008
They give their kids dumb names like BRONX MOWGLI.
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good snacks
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Oct 17th, 2008
Ever notice how none of these kids is ever photographed eating a BANANA?
BREAKING NEWS
Category : celebrity babble, news | Posted : Oct 10th, 2008
A woman met a man and decided to have children.
celebs: they’re just like us!
Category : celebrity babble, political | Posted : Oct 10th, 2008
Diddy, Margaret Cho, Rosie O’Donnell, Matt Damon, Meg Ryan, Jada Pinkett Smith and Lindsay Lohan do not advocate Sarah Palin.
WHEW. I’m so glad for the opinions of these ultra-wealthy icons who live in an alternate reality/fantasyland and have nothing in common with the average individual living in the real world–because before I read this I […]
tom tom
Category : agent search, celebrity babble, writing | Posted : Mar 1st, 2008
It’s weird not being in the middle of a writing project. It actually makes me uncomfortable not to be working on something, but lately I just don’t feel like it. I’m not sure what I want to devote my creativity to now that I’m done with SP and pages of it are flying around the USA […]
The Saddest Day
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Jan 22nd, 2008
Dumb
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Jan 5th, 2008
So if you ever want to torture yourself, just go to a site like TMZ.com or PerezHilton.com and read all the seriously retarded comments attached to any one of their posts. It has to be hands-down, some of the most absurd and inane use of the 26 letters of the alphabet in history. And yes, I do […]
The boys are gettin’ a cousin, y’all
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Dec 18th, 2007
Great news. Jamie Lynn Spears, Brit’s 16-year old l’il sis, is havin’ a baby all her own!
She currently stars on Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101. Yay! My eight-year-old niece watches that!
Lynne Spears should win an award for mama of the millennium! I’m really glad she’s writing that parenting book.
When I someday have daughters of my own, I can […]
Perez vs. Britney
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Sep 28th, 2007
Yeah. I admit it. I read Perez Hilton. A lot. I’ve tried to get over this addiction (affliction?) but can’t seem to break myself. Anyway, Perez wants the world to boycott Britney and judging by the thousand + reader comments, the world (at least, the world that’s not slacking off at work) is now pissed […]
Suri
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Sep 6th, 2006
I probably would have overlooked all the hype, conspiracy and speculation that Suri is a photoshopped to-the-nines composite of Tom and Katie/adopted Asian child if the VF cover teaser had actually read:
“Yes, Suri, She’s Our Tiny Elvis Impersonator!”