For literally two months, I’ve been trying to open this bottle of Black Swan shiraz and after nearly twisting an arm out of the socket each time, have given up and gone the much easier route of uncapping a few bottles of beer. Only tonight, back on the Atkins Diet and trying to shed some […]

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Sorry I haven’t blogged in a while. I’ll blog more later.

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I just found out my friend got fired from our shared place of employment. That sucks because I would love nothing more than to pull a Jerry Maguire moment “I will go with you!” Now will you please buy my book, or tell all your friends to buy my book, and maybe send a copy […]

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