I don’t like the word snarky. I think this is an unflattering word, vastly overused by women who subscribe to the “bitchy is in so let’s all embrace this shit” philosophy. I have always been bitchy. I would really just like to remain bitchy, not snarky. (P.S. Ask most women outside of major–ahem, cough, LA […]

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Glaring headline on Yahoo! right now:
Lance Bass says he’s gayTiny, insignificant news items lost beneath it:
Israel endures worst losses of campaignU.S. could face showdown with al-Sadr in IraqU.S. gas prices seen at $3 through summer

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Maybe I won’t move the blog. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just blog in both locations. Wow, wouldn’t that be interesting? A dual dose of my thinly-veiled complaints about the genre that barfed me up and left me for dead, even more moaning about my complete psychological meltdown as a writer and double the tales […]

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My blog will soon be moving to another location. Why, maybe because I’m retarded when it comes to these things and this could easily be fixed if I wasn’t retarded about these things…but the simple fact is, I can no longer stomach that sickening, vomitous pink background that coincidentally goes so well with the sickening, […]

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Protect Yourself from Germs That Lurk in an Unexpected Spot
The Fox 5 News station in Atlanta, Georgia, recently ran a Health Report on a study they performed on women’s purses. Their health team went to a local mall and took samples from the bottoms of 50 women’s purses. The purses were swabbed with cotton swabs […]

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I freely admit to being a horrible blogger. I’m only writing this now because I’m taking a break from cleaning my hideously dirty apartment so my married friends who are coming into town this weekend don’t shriek in horror when they see how the other half–the only half–lives. It’s bad enough that I recently just […]

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