Michelle Kwan is overrated. I will get a job that doesn’t require me to smilingly cater to self-important, self-made moguls as though it’s my favorite thing ever. I will get Internet at home so I don’t have to rely on Matt’s technological hospitality. I will lose my taste for delicious, delicious beer. I will get […]

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A word I’ve been using a lot lately: Exacerbate
Where I’d go tomorrow if I had the money: Rio de Janeiro
Something I’m sad about: Chris Penn’s death
Something I’m happy about: Mom and Dad coming to visit
Most recent rediscovery: Levi’s
What I’m wondering about right now: If there’s an apostrophe in Levi’s?
What I’m going to eat tonight: Probably […]

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No feel like bloggy. Come back later.

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Things forgotten after 5 years of living with spouse-like roommate who looked after all my interests, and followed by 2 years of living with generous parents who resumed the role of total caregivers to wayward child: apartment doesn’t just come with electricity, you have to order it and actually pay for it; cable man doesn’t […]

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That Frey guy’s book is #1 on Amazon right now.
Love Like That is #429,475.
Maybe it’s time to leak “the truth” to the Smoking Gun.

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According to the gender test on Sparknotes, I’m a man.
Not surprising.

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I’ve had two–two–frightening dreams in which I was being ambushed by spiders, all kinds of spiders, in the past three days–including the one last night, in which under even more scary circumstances, I was fighting off the spiders with one of those Super-Soaker toys, filled with some kind of homemade poison, around an ancient swimming […]

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