Happy Thanksgiving
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Nov 21st, 2006
Your weekend homework: Reread the Thanksgiving chapter in Love Like That.
Archive for 2006
I HAVE FAN FICTION!!!
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Nov 14th, 2006
A brilliant scribe, so well-versed in mockery that I can only respect her talent, takes Love Like That to the Harry Potter universe!
Seriously, check this shit out. It’s hilarious!
The Saga of the Wine Bottle
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Oct 30th, 2006
For literally two months, I’ve been trying to open this bottle of Black Swan shiraz and after nearly twisting an arm out of the socket each time, have given up and gone the much easier route of uncapping a few bottles of beer. Only tonight, back on the Atkins Diet and trying to shed some […]
Zzzzz…
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Oct 23rd, 2006
Sorry I haven’t blogged in a while. I’ll blog more later.
Work Sucks (But I Need the Bucks)
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Oct 5th, 2006
I just found out my friend got fired from our shared place of employment. That sucks because I would love nothing more than to pull a Jerry Maguire moment “I will go with you!” Now will you please buy my book, or tell all your friends to buy my book, and maybe send a copy […]
Introducing Lisbon Sommerset
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Sep 15th, 2006
Bored of writing about the chick-lit debate, insects, beer and my pitfalls as a struggling PR professional and who-knows-what-kind-of writer, I decide to welcome guest blogger Lisbon Sommerset–critically acclaimed, ultra-feminist literary author.
If only I could live in a world of smart prose, unfettered truth and the reserving of solipsistic sanctimony for those who really know…without […]
Shameless act of self-promotion
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Sep 8th, 2006
Do you read my blog because you read my book and thought it was A-OK? If so, please share your positive thoughts with other readers on Amazon and write a stellar review of Love Like That! Real name optional, except for those ending in Hill.
(If I sell 20,000 more copies of Love Like That I […]
Sanctimonious
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Sep 8th, 2006
Brad Pitt makes a bold statement sure to get legislators SCRAMBLING to legalize all forms of marriage. I mean IMMEDIATELY. Brangelina won’t wed until the dictatorial laws of matrimony have been abolished? This is a SERIOUS ISSUE.
Idol Worship
Category : uncategorized | Posted : Sep 7th, 2006
The diva of all divas writes:
I recently re-read Dangerous Kiss and can immodestly say that I loved it!
Fucking A right, Jackie. No apologies necessary!
Suri
Category : celebrity babble | Posted : Sep 6th, 2006
I probably would have overlooked all the hype, conspiracy and speculation that Suri is a photoshopped to-the-nines composite of Tom and Katie/adopted Asian child if the VF cover teaser had actually read:
“Yes, Suri, She’s Our Tiny Elvis Impersonator!”