no sweet valley high

Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2008

Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High

As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies — more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults dismissed the statistic as a blip. Others blamed hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing young unwed mothers. But principal Joseph Sullivan knows at least part of the reason there’s been such a spike in teen pregnancies in this Massachusetts fishing town. School officials started looking into the matter as early as October, after an unusual number of girls began filing into the school clinic to find out if they were pregnant. By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, “some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” Sullivan says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. “We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal says, shaking his head.

The question of what to do next has divided this fiercely Catholic enclave. Even with national data showing a 3% rise in teen pregnancies in 2006 — the first increase in 15 years — Gloucester isn’t sure it wants to provide easier access to birth control. In any case, many residents worry that the problem goes much deeper. The past decade has been difficult for this mostly white, mostly blue-collar city (pop. 30,000). In Gloucester, perched on scenic Cape Ann, the economy has always depended on a strong fishing industry. But in recent years, such jobs have all but disappeared overseas, and with them much of the community’s wherewithal. “Families are broken,” says school superintendent Christopher Farmer. “Many of our young people are growing up directionless.”

The girls who made the pregnancy pact — some of whom, according to Sullivan, reacted to the news that they were expecting with high fives and plans for baby showers — declined to be interviewed. So did their parents. But Amanda Ireland, who graduated from Gloucester High on June 8, thinks she knows why these girls wanted to get pregnant. Ireland, 18, gave birth her freshman year and says some of her now pregnant schoolmates regularly approached her in the hall, remarking how lucky she was to have a baby. “They’re so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally,” Ireland says. “I try to explain it’s hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m.”

The high school has done perhaps too good a job of embracing young mothers. Sex-ed classes end freshman year at Gloucester, where teen parents are encouraged to take their children to a free on-site day-care center. Strollers mingle seamlessly in school hallways among cheerleaders and junior ROTC. “We’re proud to help the mothers stay in school,” says Sue Todd, CEO of Pathways for Children, which runs the day-care center.

But by May, after nurse practitioner Kim Daly had administered some 150 pregnancy tests at Gloucester High’s student clinic, she and the clinic’s medical director, Dr. Brian Orr, a local pediatrician, began to advocate prescribing contraceptives regardless of parental consent, a practice at about 15 public high schools in Massachusetts. Currently Gloucester teens must travel about 20 miles (30 km) to reach the nearest women’s health clinic; younger girls have to get a ride or take the train and walk. But the notion of a school handing out birth control pills has met with hostility. Says Mayor Carolyn Kirk: “Dr. Orr and Ms. Daly have no right to decide this for our children.” The pair resigned in protest on May 30.

Gloucester’s elected school committee plans to vote later this summer on whether to provide contraceptives. But that won’t do much to solve the issue of teens wanting to get pregnant. Says rising junior Kacia Lowe, who is a classmate of the pactmakers’: “No one’s offered them a better option.” And better options may be a tall order in a city so uncertain of its future. — With reporting by Kimberley McLeod/New York

“genius” of the day

Taken from a message board responding to an article about Hillary’s defeat:

 Joan of Ark was a military leader and a true hero - and a virgin and Christian martyr.

Can you find the error?

What are you lookin’ at?

bill_clinton_biography_2.jpg

 

Hee hee hee.

idiot of the day

As I’ve oft discussed in the past, I like to torture myself by reading idiot reader comments on Internet message boards. The latest and greatest (and by that I mean the most idiotic) are any message boards that discuss the new Indiana Jones movie. Now here’s a line I took from one I just read. Can you find the error?

Does Samule L. Jackson come on the screen and tell me how I can get my money back for watching this piece of crap? 

(If you found the error, you might think that could simply be a typo–but in this case, I tend to believe the idiot actually believes that’s how you spell that.)

Good to know, as always, that people are taking the time to learn how to use computers and the Internet–but neglecting the basics such as spelling, checking their work and shutting the fuck up.

NERD ALERT

‘Darth Vader’ spared jail in Jedi attacks

The attack involved a church founded on the Jedi faith of ‘Star Wars’ films

The Associated Press

updated 6:32 p.m. PT, Tues., May. 13, 2008

HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates’ Court.

He also whacked Jones’ 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones’ brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the “Star Wars” films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses “insight and knowledge” from the films as “a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life.”

“We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it,” the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. “But a lot of people do take it seriously.”

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

“Darth Vader! Jedis!” Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn’t remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.

“He knows his behavior was wrong and didn’t want it to happen but he has no recollection of it,” said Hughes’ lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/?GT1=43001

posting

Posting’s been pretty slow, but that’s what happens when nobody pays you to write novels and you have to put all your effort into your real job. I will put up something scintillating these weekend, for all of you who are clinging to that as a hope.

47 rejections

That’s 47 rejections, including the 19 people who never responded.

getting over the moon

I wish people would stop using “over the moon” to describe their joy about being pregnant or giving birth. It’s too overused…or maybe I just read way too many celebrity journals.

fuck it

Thank you so much for allowing us the opportunity to review your novel,TITLE. We read the material with great interest and enjoyed your quick pacing and satiric style. However, I am sorry to say we must pass on representing this project. Unfortunately, we didn’t quite fall in love with the story in the way that we wanted. Therefore, we do not think that we would be the correct agents to market it in today’s competitive book publishing industry. 

 

Please keep in mind, this is only one agency’s opinion and we wish you the best of luck in publishing the manuscript. 

scary

I’ve gotten into the habit lately of dreaming that I’m at my office, working. I then wake up feeling like I’ve already been at work for hours. Sometimes I even go to work and can’t remember if I really did something or if I just dreamed it the night before. If it turns out I only dreamed it, then it sucks because it’s like having to do it all over again.

I have a recurring nightmare that I have to walk through a room full of spiderwebs, all of them covered by gigantic spiders with other spiders dropping from the ceiling and even more spiders crawling all over the floor.  It’s pretty horrific.

But I think this work dream might be worse!